Driving in Mexifornia

- The News in America's 2029


Nachdem heute Hillary Clinton auf der Democratic Convention den Weg fuer Barack Obama geebnet hat .... scheint wohl langsam alles klar zu sein.

(Zumindest fuer die Demokraten :-)

Ich habe ebenfalls HEUTE (Aug. 26, 2008) meinen Weg nach Mexifornia geebnet und den ersten Teil der kalifornischen Fuehrerscheinpruefung hinter mich gebracht. 36 Multiple-Choice Fragen - mit erlaubten 6 falschen Antworten, bin ich mit 4 falschen Antworten so gerade durchgerutscht.

Hier z.B. die Frage 12:
"If your cell phone rings while you are driving and you do not have a hands-free device, you should:"
a) Answer the call becuase it may be an emergency
b) Let the call go to the voice mail
c) IMMEDIATELY pull off the road and answer the call

Hhhhhhmmmm - was mag wohl die Antwort sein ???

Jedenfalls - musste ich vorher noch fast 2 Stunden zu warten und hatte kurz Zeit die Zeitung mit den News von 2029 durchzublaettern - hier meine Favourites:

- Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California . . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language ...

- Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

- George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

- France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

- 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

- Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

- Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.

- Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

- Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States .

- Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

- Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines

Tja, time will tell .....